Recipe for Disaster

[Diaz]

I've managed to do it again, last time it was home cured bacon that caused me a trip to hospital, today it was homemade beefburgers that caused me to inflict a very near fatality upon myself, well maybe not quite that near to fatal but a fair old mangling anyway. Last time it was dropping the bacon slicer blade across my big toe, this time was even dafter, I was making bread crumbs using a stick blender and decided to clear out the clogged up blade with the primary digit of my left hand whilst holding the blender in my right hand, yep, you've guessed it, I pressed the soddin 'On' button and blended my finger. I cleaned the wound the best I could and managed to stop the bleeding eventually, not an easy process for anyone taking Warfarin daily, I should really have taken myself to A&E but after the last episode with the bacon slicer I daren't risk reporting another kitchen tooling injury, if I were to be banned from the kitchen our household would starve to death.
So ............................... anybody got any good recipes for beefeburgers without the need to use anything more mechanically dangerous than a George Forman Grill?

[kevknott]

Daz... ,my advise is to go the ASDA or somewhere similar and buy some... saves on the fingers and toes!!

[Rita]

Birds Eye!!!

[Diaz]

Daz... ,my advise is to go the ASDA or somewhere similar and buy some... saves on the fingers and toes!!

This morning my throbbing finger confirms your advice Kev, but ............ my sister in law is a production manager at a meat proccessing company and like an idiot I asked her to explain what went into beefburgers that they supply to major supermarkets ............... hence the homemade attempts!!

[postylyn]

You are a disaster waiting to happen!!! On warfarin, yep, you were taking a big chance!!! Hope it stopped bleeding in good time.
Next time, just knead the meat (bought from supermarket) and whatever else you desire into patties. It's much safer!! I love those Birds Eye beefburgers you have over there. Can't get them here.

[Rita]

I'm not into hamburgers but we just get hamburger meat and season it to grill outside - no small appliances involved - or digits!

Like Lynda says - be careful when you're on Warfarin.

[Rita]

Diaz, I spent some time on youtube looking for videos on making hamburgers but on thinking about it decided not to post - didn't want to hurt your feelings - or give your family ideas about trading you in!

[Diaz]

Diaz, I spent some time on youtube looking for videos on making hamburgers but on thinking about it decided not to post - didn't want to hurt your feelings - or give your family ideas about trading you in!

What feelings?

[Rita]

Diaz, I spent some time on youtube looking for videos on making hamburgers but on thinking about it decided not to post - didn't want to hurt your feelings - or give your family ideas about trading you in!

What feelings?

Right - you asked for it......

[Rita]

Kinda related..... It's more common that I knew for folk around here to fry chips outside.

Diaz, don't try this at home...

[Diaz]

Kinda related..... It's more common that I knew for folk around here to fry chips outside.

Diaz, don't try this at home...

Is this post in the correct topic Tex? ................ cos' it seems to have lost something in translation ............ as they say in Polonia 'nie rozumiem'

[Rita]

Kinda related..... It's more common that I knew for folk around here to fry chips outside.

Diaz, don't try this at home...

Is this post in the correct topic Tex? ................ cos' it seems to have lost something in translation ............ as they say in Polonia 'nie rozumiem'

Work with me Cameron....

When you order a hamburger what does the waitress say? "You want fries (chips) with that?"

[Diaz]

"It's more common that I knew for folk around here to fry chips outside"

and this is English ? .............. gerrart

[Rita]

"It's more common that I knew for folk around here to fry chips outside"

and this is English ? .............. gerrart

If I could spell the word 'obstreparous' - I would....

[Diaz]

I can't say Jerrymoni either or baccaruda for that matter.

[tedster]

Hey Diaz, Ar missus meks her orn burgers, and she's got this doins it's shaped like half mooin it's gor a andle and like 4 wire things. Any rooad she puts all t mince in a basin and then mixes it all up wi this doins. then she adds lipton onion soup mix, then she uses this other doins like a press thingy, then she sens me artside to put em ont grill, then we booath eight em, she onny ez wun so ar eight rest ter me sen, mebby thats why mi bellies stuck art. No lectric required with this doins, tha cant hurt thi sen wi it. So guess what next time ar come ter Cuderth am gunna bring thi wun. But tha cookin.

[Diaz]

Hey Diaz, Ar missus meks her orn burgers, and she's got this doins it's shaped like half mooin it's gor a andle and like 4 wire things. Any rooad she puts all t mince in a basin and then mixes it all up wi this doins. then she adds lipton onion soup mix, then she uses this other doins like a press thingy, then she sens me artside to put em ont grill, then we booath eight em, she onny ez wun so ar eight rest ter me sen, mebby thats why mi bellies stuck art. No lectric required with this doins, tha cant hurt thi sen wi it. So guess what next time ar come ter Cuderth am gunna bring thi wun. But tha cookin.

Is that dooins wun er them theer choppa things?........... cos if it is arr lass ses I carn't hev wun, shi rekons hav dun orl damij sh'is gooin ter let mi doo wi a choppa sum yeers agoa.
Gooiner try mekin sum sossijes next, arr lass hes bort mi a new furst ade box reddi fo mi startin.
Burr ar'l gladly mek thi a Cudderth Berga wen tha cums oer, a gret biggen in a proppa Barnsli Teeacaik.

[tedster]

No it int a chopper, its gor andle and 4 wires on it, tha hods t andle and soorta mixes thi mince meyt wi it.

Nar thee watch wot tha doin mekkin sossiges, ar wunt wont t ear thar int hospital evvin summat sewd back on.

Cant wait for mi cuderth burger wi a big teeacake, cos tha cant get reight teeacakes here, although av managed ter get me sen some pg tips at 5 quid fer 80 an ar pur em ont line ter dry cos at that price av ter use em all 3 times.

[Rita]

Are you two meeting in Lancashire - 'cos I've no idea what you're on abaht.


Kidding!

[tedster]

Eyup Reet lass thad best bi kiddin anorl, ar thowt we wont supposed ter use mucky tork in here, thats abart 3 times thas said that word.

[Moi]

Eyup Reet lass thad best bi kiddin anorl, ar thowt we wont supposed ter use mucky tork in here, thats abart 3 times thas said that word.

What? You mean that place next to Yorkshire?